Friday, October 12, 2007

News: Kofi Annan got the UN to award me $250,000!

I got this email today. Twice, already. I'm glad the UN has this kind of money to throw around; too bad it's all in these Nigerian banks...
ZENITH BANK COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATION. Send acopy of your response to official email: zenithbankplc05@yahoo.fr

ATTN:Sir/Madam,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you.

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 250,000.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$ 250,000.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Conatct Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:

Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia
Email: zenithbankplc05@yahoo.fr
Tel:+234 0857 1124 12

Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.

Making the world a better place


Regards,

Mr. Kofi Anan
Former Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).

3 comments:

TheGodFearinFiddler said...

These guys keep getting more and more clever.

charles pinyan said...

can French Yahoo trace them and stop them?

japhy said...

French Yahoo isn't getting in the way of my $250,000!

But seriously, I would expect yahoo.fr is already well aware of this account.