Humor: Photo caption

I saw this photo (courtesy Chris Helgen of Reuters) at Whispers in the Loggia, and immediately these captions came to mind:

• "Oh, come on, ref! How can you not call that?!"
• "Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oria..."
• "Watchoutforthatcar!"